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dumb shirts for dumb people

you know you want to buy a dumb shirt to show all your friends how dumb they are.

Mister Frodo Risin, gotta keep on risin…

The man, the myth, the legend, the three daly moon shirt. I’ve heard stories of this shirt turning people’s lives around, winning golf tournaments, the lottery, kingdoms. Three. Daly. Moon.

Just give it time…

When you’ve been through a little too much and that bubble bath won’t quite fix the situation you are in, take matters into your own hands and fix your situation.

Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI’s most unwanted. I want to believe, you want to believe, these orcas know what is best for the world, and that is taking down the rich.

Everyone has different tastes in music, but sometimes those tastes tell a story. A very long poppy story with insane fans that are practicing for a house full of cats.

Ronald Reagan was a terrible person, actor, and president and now he’s burning in hell. Show off your feelings toward Ronald Regan with this wonderful design

I had a good home but I left I had a good home but I left, right, left That big fucking bomb made me deaf, deaf A Humvee mechanic put his Kevlar on wrong

Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI’s most unwanted.

Is someone keeping you from the front of the line at *bucks? Let them know what you are about with this shirt, Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss your way to the front of the line.

Arkansas was once a wonderful land of opportunity until a family named Huckabee came to town and really just cocked shit up. They took their shit on a national tour and they are now back in Arkansas.

I am just a divine baboon witnessing the solar journey. Stumbling through life, possibly on drugs.

Once upon a time the evil warlock Scalia died while at a rich wizards. A knight named Merrick Garland came to the rescue but was stopped by the evil turtle Mitch and replaced with NOT MERRICK GARLAND.

Late one night when cruising Grindr I matched with a nerdy looking dude in DC, he was really weird but I went with it. That was the strangest night of my life. Tom Fuckin’ Cotton.

A night of passion 30 years ago with a strange woman I met in a bar in New York left me with a strange feeling, who was this woman and why did I feel like this would be something I’d be telling people

Once only a lowly press secretary, lying to Americans and being generally awful, now she’s back in town and wrecking the joint. Nepotism at its worst, really just an awful person.

If god were real, I’d worship that.

Sometimes you really do just bork it.

Mark Lanegan, the Night Porter.

Well, we’ve really screwed the pooch with this humanity thing. It’s probably time to step back and just let someone else give it a go. Why not give some other monkeys a chance. My money is on the orangutans.

When you’ve been through a little too much and that bubble bath won’t quite fix the situation you are in, take matters into your own hands and fix your situation.

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