The man, the myth, the legend, the three daly moon shirt. I’ve heard stories of this shirt turning people’s lives around, winning golf tournaments, the lottery, kingdoms. Three. Daly. Moon.
Late one night when cruising Grindr I matched with a nerdy looking dude in DC, he was really weird but I went with it. That was the strangest night of my life. Tom Fuckin’ Cotton.
Well, we’ve really screwed the pooch with this humanity thing. It’s probably time to step back and just let someone else give it a go. Why not give some other monkeys a chance. My money is on the orangutans.